This post is coming to you courtesy of inspiration from the funniest and most feared (by marketers) page on Facebook – Condescending Corporate Brand Page.
They do a great job of bringing together the most wince-inducing examples of Facebook marketing, proving the old adage that the road to corporate embarrassment is paved with a desperate need for Likes.*
Painful though they may be, most of the posts highlighted are just extreme forms of techniques that many businesses use, to some extent, and some definite themes emerge over time.
So just for you, here is our roundup of the top five Facebook Cheap Trick techniques.
*you’ve not heard that one? Yeah, it’s old as the hills. Honest.
This is the Facebook equivalent of those ridiculous phone “quizzes” at the end of TV shows. You know the ones, those with the oh-so-tricky questions to ensure that nobody in possession of a phone is ruled out from picking it up. The “What’s the capital of England, is it A)California, B) London, C) Fish” variety.
Only on Facebook, we have the space to be more creative, and that’s how we end up with posts like this:
Ooooh Walkers, we don’t know. It’s a toughie.
Desperate for engagement, any engagement, the poor Facebook admin jumps on any subject which they know will get people talking. No matter how irrelevant it is to their brand. The usual example of this involves neatly-scheduled Saturday evening questions about the X Factor.
Sometimes, they get away with it, and sometimes the post falls foul of the slippery slope from irrelevant to actively inappropriate. Controversial current affairs are particularly dangerous territory here – of which more later.
This is a concept that we first saw coming out of the US, where unsavoury characters were using it to scare kids into the equivalent of the old email chain letter forward. A scary horror-movie style grisly ghoul image with text along the lines of “share if you’re scared, like if you’re very scared – do nothing and she’s under your bed“. You have two, and only two, choices – you can Like, or you can Share.
Never let it be said that marketers don’t spot the zeitgeist…..
(with bonus points for the use of kittens, obviously). LIKE or COMMENT or SHARE but for the love of God, doing nothing is not an option!
A variation on the above, where the longsuffering audience is asked to click Like in response to something that pretty much everyone on the planet would agree with.
The go-to here is “Click Like if you’re happy it’s Friday“, but we’ve also seen “Click Like if you believe we should stop killing {insert endangered species here}”.
It’s only a matter of time until “Click Like if you’re a fan of breathing!” comes along.
As mentioned above, this is seriously, seriously dangerous territory. It’s a post about that thing that’s dominating the news right now. Yes, it’s topical. Yes, everyone’s talking about it. But unless you have something genuinely witty or insightful to add, maybe just count to ten before hitting that Post button.
Shoehorning (pun intended) your own brand into the mix is particularly risky, as illustrated by the gem below in response to the recent school shooting in the US:
Here’s the thing, though – despite the (hilarious) snarkfest over on CCBP, the numbers on these posts speak for themselves. Often, that brand’s Facebook audience (or at least, some part of it) love that stuff. No matter how banal, ridiculous or even borderline offensive some of these tricks may seem, thousands of customers will happily chat back or click the Like button just as they’ve been told to.
And everytime a punter clicks like, that activity feed tells all their friends, and on we go. This stuff works – for now, and for a certain demographic.
And for all Facebook marketers, there are useful lessons here about the psychology of engagement. Don’t demand too much thought or effort of your audience. Talk about stuff they’re interested in, even if you’re not. Be playful. There are ways that most of the cheap tricks above can be refined into valuable party pieces, if you give them enough thought.
All those handy “timesaving” tools for managing your social presence, which let you blast out the same old content, sometimes repeatedly, across all the social networks you use, are as dangerous as a chainsaw in the hands of a chimp if you don’t use them thoughtfully.
You *know* that your audience on Twitter is very likely to be different from that on Facebook, right? And that your LinkedIn connections will almost certainly be a different kind of person, and expecting something a little less chummy than the tone with which you approach Facebook. So, using your social management platform to send the same thing everywhere is just going to ensure it’s not going to push anyone’s buttons.
We’ve also posted before about why it’s a bad idea to cross post from Facebook to Twitter, and vice-versa – but that really focused on the unappealing user experience that results, and a possible penalty in Facebook’s Edgerank algorithm which means your post won’t show in as many Timelines as you’d like. Just this week though, we’ve come across something even more fundamental.
Beyond being a handy platform for conversations with your Likers, the real power of Facebook is the access is can potentially provide to your existing customers’ social networks. Whether you’re selling to extreme sports enthusiasts or young mums, the chances are that your existing customers are going to be above averagely well connected to others who share their enthusiasm for jumping off of cliffs or finding ingenious ways to get a shower before 2pm.
The real gold dust of Facebook marketing is building a relationship with, and providing valuable enough content to, your customers that they want to share it with the rest of their social network.
So, here’s the biggest reason of all why you should think very hard before setting up that cross post link. The image below shows a couple of posts on Facebook which have come via Twitter -notice anything unusual?
Yup – the “Share” link is completely missing. So no matter how great a job you do of posting great content, you’re significantly limiting your potential reach on Facebook. This is a really big issue, and one which more than justifies the extra few minutes that a direct post would’ve taken.
Everyone, unless they’re lucky enough to have a well-resourced social media team, sometimes struggle to keep up with the workload. But there are so many better ways of saving time than this. For example – learn to use the prescheduling feature in Facebook, and a good software client for Twitter. Make sure you’re crystal clear about your strategy and audience, so you don’t waste time searching out irrelevant content or wondering what to talk about today. But cross posting is an enormous false economy – it’s really high time that Facebook, LinkedIn and Twitter all took those tempting “connect to…” buttons out of their signup routine, don’t you think?
Why do we need a Facebook post scheduler?
If you’re managing a busy Facebook page, or just trying to develop a good Facebook community, then publishing your status updates at the right time of day can be the difference between a small audience and a significant one. For example, research on big brands’ pages has shown a definite peak in engagement for retail brands around the weekends, and for fashion and beauty on a Thursday (planning outfits for the weekend, perhaps?).
That’s all well and good, but you might not want to be at your desk on a Saturday evening, or you may know you’re going to be tied up in meetings all day on Thursday. Until now, the only option you had was either to post at a less optimal time, or to use a third party tool such as Hootsuite or BufferApp to preschedule posts. And although we love Hootsuite for many reasons, we’ve found the success rate of scheduled Facebook posts to be pretty hit and miss; plus, we know that Facebook’s Edgerank algorithm tends to de-prioritise posts which come in via a third party tool.
So we know it’ll come as very popular news to many of our B2C clients that it’s now possible to preschedule your posts directly from within Facebook. Here’s how it’s done.
Start creating your update as usual, using the Status box. At the bottom left you’ll see a new clock icon:
click that, and you’ll get the option of using the scheduler to post in the future. You can also add posts retrospectively if you need to fill a gap in your past Timeline.
The first time you do this, you’ll be asked to fill in a “start” (founded, created, born) date for your page if you didn’t already set that up. Once that’s done, you’ll get access to the full scheduling function.
You can then set the exact post time you require, down to the minute!
Once you’ve clicked “schedule”, the post will disappear, and it won’t become visible on your Timeline until the publish date.
If you need to amend it in the mean time you can, but the function is slightly hidden away in your Admin panel, under the activity log. You can find it here:
Once you’ve clicked into the Activity Log you’ll find that there’s a new Scheduled Posts section, above the details of your other activity:
Just hover over the post to bring up the drop-down arrow, and from there you can opt to amend the time, publish immediately or cancel altogether and start again.
This new function will definitely make life easier for many community managers. Just be careful not to fall into the “scheduled and absent” trap – if you’re posting something which is likely to result in a lot of responses, or raise questions, you’ll need to ensure that you respond reasonably quickly and don’t forget about having made the post altogether!